Friday 28 September 2012

Communication Breakdown

So here we begin, a new page, a new blog  and a world of thoughts...

So lets get this one off to a good start... Up the ass of Timo

Once the laughter is over we can begin the journey...

Where to begin? Well in honesty, this blog begins half way through Carlitos Way, one may ask why? Well the reason is simple and the justification even more so; namely we all find spillage from time to time. What is spillage...?

Why the questions???

Why? Because things in Scotland happen a hellish lot different than elsewhere... namely because we maintain a long lasting, rich history for being one of the foremost nations of pioneers, explorers, engineers, physicists, chemists and logical philosophers over and above any other nation* which has had a relative and long lasting reign over the post modern world. In Scotland however our past present and future has been carved by alcohol... thats just the way it is.

So Spillage? Spillage is the art of being Scottish, having such a rich cultural history, having the working ethic to outwork everything and anyone on the civilized circuit, having the unknown and unacknowledged courage to still have the gallas temperament to kick over any alcoholic beverage on the planet and to still work onwards and upwards to bigger and better things.

In the past Spillage's have brought happiness, however this is not something that happens often and even when it does its something which never lasts.

Finally, spillage, it is something we have done since we were too young, too unaware and too ignorant of the world to realize where and what we were doing to make any other logical or educated choice. The only different now is that at this stage in my life, I tend to consider three ways of thinking about such topics and subsequently the way I react to such methods of thinking. Consider the following:

  • Reasoning: Is all about making inferences about possible situations in an attempt to extract some kind and/or method of truth. The problem however is that one should be extremely cautious of false inferences at the early stages of any communication and subsequent decision making process.
  • Judgment; Is all about making a determination about unknown risks in an attempt to assert the given truth about such risks, it would be a fair assumption to consider such risks a direct result of the output events of the reasoning process. Fundamentally, although this element within the thought process features as second in line, I personally consider this stage of critical important to the eventual outcome as we subsequently see...
  • Decision Making; in simple terms is about considering the available options based on the resulting judgments and making an eventual choice accordingly. The decision making process is so dependent upon the previous others that the possibility (e.g. in this case we consider one individual or body benefiting and the other loosing) of human and logical inconsistency and misinterpretation intervening during the eventual decision making process becomes a predictable skew of what it should realistically represent. This leads to failure and inaccuracy which inevitably leads to inefficiency and questionableness at some stage down the road.
So...

Communication breakdown...


We come full circle and finish on therefore finish on the topic spillage.. in terms of bad scenarios there is no doubt that we have witnessed out fair share of disasters, however when beginning a blog which considers every drop of whisky as a priority and a god given right, a spillage is more than a crime of life.



*N.B The aim here is not to relate to the British Empire, I merely relate to great Scottish discoveries, achievements and revelations... the Forth Road Bridge is such an example, Penicillin being another